Wicknell was in posh Harrods shopping for shoes when he tried to charm a sales lady. The conversation went something like this as recorded...
The conversation went something like this as recorded by
Wicknell
Has anybody ever told you that you are beautiful.
Ah Thank you that’s very nice of you
In Shona we call you tsvarakadenga, it means you are
exceptionally beautiful.
Oh thank you, you just made my day, its so quiet today, thank
you you for coming.
In my country I ‘m married and I have two kids and I’m
allowed to have a second wife.
Is that like a govt law
No its not government law, we are allowed to have two,
three, four wives because we are Shona,
our grandfathers had 10 , 15 20, wives
So I want you to be my second wife.
I don’t think my husband is gonna let you.
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