CHIEF ALBERT'S WIFE CRASHES NEW RANGE ROVER

Ok, so my wife Marcia crushed her brand new Range. I'm hearing lots of theories about this incident, most of them laughable. It was just an unfortunate incident. What's important is, she is well.

Now, some people are celebrating. I'm just wondering where these psychotic lunatics will hide when she's in something newer, bigger and better. Just wait and see. Albert Ndabambi